At the outset let me tell you that this piece is not about the TV show. I don’t even watch it.
On the other hand, these are tales of my being, well, lost….
Lost in Notre Dame AvenueA colleague and I were on a bus going to our new apartment. Expecting my colleague to know where we were heading, I did not mind finding out exactly where we were supposed to stop. It turned out she was not sure. So when we were the only ones left on the bus, we craned our necks to see and decipher in the darkness of the night where our apartment was.
At a certain point, the driver stopped the bus. Immediately, the front door opened and all the lights went on signaling as if the driver was telling us it was our stop. So, we got off laughing at ourselves and wondering how psychic for the driver to know where we were going. Our apartment was a stone’s throw away.
Perhaps, “newbies” were imprinted on our foreheads?
After being a Bus No. 7 regular, I observed that it was SOP for bus drivers to stop, turn on the lights and open the bus door at that particular stop where we got off, every single time.
Yes, the driver was not psychic. We were naïve.
Lost in International LawWhile waiting for our International Law classroom to be available, a colleague and I were chatting at the hallway along with a number of other students. As the crowd started to move towards the classroom, we went with the flow until we were inside only to find out we entered the opposite side of our assigned seating in the auditorium-type room.
So, we inched our way among the legal bodies. I found my seat but felt there was something wrong about it. I glanced at my colleague who seemed to be in discussion with the other students about the availability of seats.
Then I looked at the Professor setting up his territory a few steps below me.
Ooops! Wrong room!
Lost in the ElevatorTo live life as easily as I can- that is one of my goals. So even in terms of managing my way in the Kresge Library, I try to find the simplest routes.
One day, I discovered an elevator at the third floor near our reserved carrels. A colleague who was studying near the elevator witnessed my excitement on such discovery! I need not snake my way around to see the sunshine.
After some chit-chat, I bade her goodbye and went inside the elevator.
A few seconds thereafter, I was back at the third floor saying hello to her again.
Contrary to my expectation, the elevator did not lead to an exit --- at least for me since I do not have the proper authorization. It was a limited access elevator.
Lost in ClassFor a student in law to survive and succeed, he/she must have read the reading assignment before going to class lest he/she burned at the stake. Okay that is an exaggeration. It’s to prevent embarrassment and of course help the student earn points towards a passing or excellent mark.
Last Tuesday, our Professor started with enforcing a seat plan to facilitate his calling us by name for class participation. Then he began discussing a few points and quoting from the notes that we were supposed to have read.
Confusion. “What in the world is he talking about?” I thought. I have not read such a provision.
Then I looked at my classmates. I searched for a fellow confused look. They were all seriously looking at their notes.
I could not see the notes of the people in front of me since a bar divided us. An aisle divided me and the one to my left. The one to my right, two seats away was using a laptop and was viewing some internet site. The one sitting behind me looked so serious he could not be disturbed.
I could not verify if I was the only one who did not get the right readings emailed. I was left confused. Then from the discussion I realized I read the outdated version.
This time I do not claim innocence. I claim inadvertence. The updated version was on pdf file. When I studied, I read from Word so I did not see it. Hehehe. I hope that’s a plausible argument to bail myself out. :-)
If not, then I will have to drag my other colleagues to the picture. In a class of about 25, seven or maybe more souls were as confused as I was to have read the wrong assignment. Evil as it may seem, I am guilty of feeling somehow relieved to find out even if belatedly that I was not alone. Hahaha.